Getting ready for Halloween

So, maybe I do not have the largest vocabulary. On the night before Halloween I had some insulation get on to my hands from touching the clothes that were up in the attic. So I told my mom this, and she laughed at me. But not because of that. I actually did not say insulation, I may have said insulin. But they are pretty close, right?

How was everyones Halloween? Hope you didn't get too scared.

Dear Blonde Diary...

Dear Blonde Diary,
First day to officially write to you. I was wondering if you understand this? I had absolutely no clue! Well this is what happened:
I was talking to my friend and she was telling me a story about a Legion. Which obviously I have no clue what she was talking about, but I didn't want to seem rude so I just smiled and nodded. She then asked if I have a Legion where I live. Obviously I cannot say yes, because I have no clue what it was. So I confessed in not knowing what a Legion is. She just laughed and said "You know a legion, like the Royal Canadian Legion," or something like that. When she said Royal Canadian Legion I thought I knew what it was... but apparently I was wrong. I said "Oh so like a bank?" She just laughed even harder...hm. So I guess I was wrong.
Good luck Blonde Diary, hope you understand her.

The truth

Most people think blondes are stupid, but I beg to differ. I am a blonde, and I think I am pretty smart. Well... okay maybe I am not the smartest out of the bunch, but hey we all can't be perfect can we. This blog is going to be my diary. Yes I know, I am letting you read my diary! Don't get too excited though, the life of a blonde can be a bit confusing.